Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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