last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Barsexuality is the new black.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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