Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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