Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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