yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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