Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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