I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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