got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
