If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this beer tastes like vomit already
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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