I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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