So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
And then my night got REAL pukey
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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