I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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