i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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