I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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