I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Hello my rib-scented angel!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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