ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
no that's ok
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.