in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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