We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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