smell my finger.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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