I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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