I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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