Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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