he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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