maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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