i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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