what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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