plz talk dirty to me
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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