It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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