Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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