no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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