I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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