brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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