So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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