He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Watching her eat just hurts me
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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