Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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