his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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