Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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