IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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