I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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