Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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