Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I love having hate sex.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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