apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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