Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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