I wanna bring you to show and tell
Say something about gay babies.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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