We should be called the Road Head Warriors
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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