i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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