The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies