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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.

  (210): View more from Texas

  Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard

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• (714): View more from California

  Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy

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  He wasn't prepared for it

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• (818): View more from California

  UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies

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