You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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