sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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