I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Why is there bacon in the couch?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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