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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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