Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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