I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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