Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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