Who did Billy Mays play for?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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