i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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