kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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