i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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