so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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