fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
